Horoscope 3/18/06:

Aries (March 21 - April 19): All your hand towels will be used for diapers. Hmmm.... bad day for washing socks.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): A bet to act like a duck will lead to an affair with the ornery goose next door. Wear protection.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20): A circus clown will accuse you of stealing his car and file charges.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): A biker and a chess geek will ask you to settle a dispute. Agree with the biker on all accounts.

Leo (July 23 - August 22): An Elvis impersonator will molest you behind the nearest Dunkin Donuts.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22): After a fun night of salsa dancing with  Russian Siamese twins, you will start refering to the mole on your left shoulder as 'Igor' and hold very one-sided conversations with it.

Libra (September 22 - October 22): Within the next 24 hours, every left shoe you own will go missing. 

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Tomorrow you will wake up next to your sister's mother-inlaw.  Shit.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): You will develop a fetish for pink, frilly underwear and will procede to empty Victoria's Secret.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20): An asexual rabbit will follow you into a dark ally and will perform unspeakable acts with a carrot in front of you.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18): Your day will suck. I recommend counciling.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20): You will feel like a fish out of water for the next three years of you life.

i think social services is going to come and take away my xanga. geez i havent posted since november!   i have figured out something about myself. i dont like change that much. some is good, but the kind im talkin about is the new semester. like, your comfortable and into the routine and know where your friends are one minute, and the next its like someone pulled the rug from under me. its like, 'yea this is cool, but now its time to go back to normal. im here but i should be there.' you know? no ofcourse not, however, im tryin to make a point so bare with me (is it bare or bear?).

and another thing. you ever have these places and moments in time where you were so happy and content and you just wish you could go back to them? if only for a little while? ive got a couple but theres one especially. im not gonna say it here (sorry!), but life was just so simple and beautiful. just take a moment and think back... and if you dont have one of those yet, go out there and make your own. 

now that ive spoken like a true motivational speaker, go out in your lives and make a difference! yea!